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Turtle jokes for the trip to Mon Repos Beach

Making the trek out to beautiful Mon Repos Beach with the family? Sounds the perfect time for a few terrible turtle jokes!

 

Q: What photos will you find on a turtle's phone?
A: Shellfies

 

Q: What do turtles do on their birthday?
A: They shellebrate!

 

Q: What do you call a sea turtle that can fly?

A: A shell-icopter!

 

Q: What do turtles wear when they ride bikes?
A: Shellmets!

 

Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
A: A turtle-neck

 

Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!

 

Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?
A: It becomes a shellebration

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